Satire

Satire: Trump orders English language renamed to American, bans pronouns

Nora Miller, Assistant News Editor
February 5, 2026

Six and seven are the best two numbers to ever exist

Weston Overman, Staff Writer
December 1, 2025

Facing the “danger” of Senior Assassins

Salsabil Chabreg, Staff Writer
May 19, 2025

SATIRE: The dodgeball feud raises money for charity

Ashley Jaquez, Staff writer
January 8, 2025

Costy College? Cost-free. (Satire)

Hannah Suehle, Editor-in-Chief
February 29, 2024

SATIRE: “Calm and Pleasant” Athens Drive’s Hallways

Nathan Pitchford, Staff Writer
December 7, 2023

How to succeed as a freshman

Nora Richards, Staff Editor
December 3, 2023

SATIRE: Lingering clones of Remaley help the school

Rose Luck, Staff writer
November 30, 2023

Satire: Aromatic scents at Athens spark student productivity

Farah Al-Rbehat, Assistant Editor
November 28, 2023

SATIRE: Sickening icks plague teen romance

Brady Jones, Copy Editor
November 28, 2023