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Satire: Aromatic scents at Athens spark student productivity

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Walking to their first period, students at Athens Drive High School confirm that their fellow classmates are by far the best smelling folks around. With fine smelling aromas throughout the classrooms, there has been a rapid rise in cases reported of happiness levels among students at school, as well as far less absences of students, compared to previous years. Students at Athens find that they rush to class to get the best breezes in the hallways, while getting an even better scent sitting in the classroom. 

“I always go to school making sure that I smell super fresh and clean,” said Anita Bath, good smelling student at Athens. “I know that my fellow classmates do the same.”

There has been a significant decrease in student absences in the 2023-24 school year, officials believe it is a result of student aromas, causing students to want to attend class. These aromas have proven to provide a source of serotonin for students, increasing their happiness levels. 

Counselors and Administrators have significantly less students scheduling appointments, which are typically scheduled to allow students to discuss any problems they are having with school, or their classmates. 

“I don’t even have to do my job anymore,” said Lay Zee, counselor at Athens. “No more emails from students, or any schedule change requests. [The students] must love their classes and classmates.”

Every person that enters Athens cannot help but mention how pleasant smelling the school is. Aromatic fragrances have been proven to be a cause in productivity and serotonin levels.This rise in student productivity and happiness levels must simply have one cause. Since there are only pleasant smells in Athens, this must be the reason for the rise in such levels. The Administrators and Counselors are simply living stress free with such a decline in student needs at Athens, almost like they just turn off their email notifications.

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