Math teacher Christopher Remaley is known for being anywhere you need him whether that be in his classroom, doing work in the math office, walking in the halls, or in the parking lot. No matter where you go you’ll have a Remaley sighting.
“I was in his class and went to use the bathroom and I saw Remaley walking in the halls when he was just in class,” said Bwelly Wellerman, student at Athens.
Remaley is everywhere at once, staff and students say there is an abundance of Remaleys.
“I mean it was just a normal day until I went down one hallway and saw him but took a turn down another hallway into the math office and there he was in the math office,” said Bethany Moreston, math teacher.
Seeing double and double takes is a common occurrence among Athens attendees and staff to make sure you saw what you saw. But they all saw right, around five Remaleys are doing their jobs daily.
“With this information it all makes sense, him not knowing he was somewhere when he was and vice versa,” said Demanda Biscoff, principal at Athens.
With how many copies of Remaley there are staff now understand why he is always where he needs to be and when they need him, while this upsets skipping students, but ends up reducing the amount of skippers there are.
“Anywhere I go to try to skip his class he is always there and tells me to go to class, I have no choice but to get my education up and focus on grades,” said Ben Yeet, student at Athens
With the recent confirmation of five Remaleys the school is at peace and can stop taking double-takes and wondering why he is everywhere because yes, there are many.
“I’m everywhere, you’ll rarely see me in the same place at the same time– four others of me you’ll see,” said Remaley.
