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In every aspect possible, the election was a massive success. From the perfect candidates to the wildly informative and respectful debates, nothing at all was wrong with this race. Although there were so many positives to shuffle through, there was one that clearly stood out every time. It was the speed in which the states, specifically the state of Nevada, counted the ballots of voters. It was like something never seen before. They were so efficient with counting their ballots that it only took four days for their votes to come in.
When news broke of the rapid speed at which Nevada was counting their votes, loads of Fortune 500 companies rushed to lure poll workers into their companies, in hopes to produce the same effect. At the end of the day, only one establishment was the right fit for them: the DMV.
“It was incredible to see them in action. They did their jobs so quickly and efficiently, we thought it would perfectly complement our already highly successful and speedy staff. Hopefully our turnaround time will also reach four days with their help,” said Sue Perslow, head of DMV staffing.
Companies weren’t the only ones excited with Nevada’s pace as Americans across the country were overjoyed with waiting four days to hear the results of the election. This enthusiasm was apparent online as people rushed to social media with only positive things to say. The amazement and shock was too much to handle for some as individuals broke into tears, presumably of joy, in online viral videos.
President Trump had nothing but good things to say about the speed of counting throughout the process. He loved the idea of the mail-in voting and held firm that it was a great idea and completely legitamite. The now President Elect Biden was surprised by the number of votes he received in Nevada as he had completely forgotten he was even running for the presidency.
Amidst all the excitement, one question that many Amercians wondered was yet to be answered. How exactly did the workers count so fast? Many believe that the workers took zero breaks in the span of four days. Some believe that they never went to the bathroom or even got anything to eat.
“Yes it was quite the process. I focused and worked in overdrive for those four days non-stop. I didn’t even blink. How else do you think we got it done so fast? I mean four days that is unheard of!” said Anita Break, former Nevada poll worker currently employed by the DMV.